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religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 


broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

hahah so i went to check out this indignant old guy’s blog, and I’m laughing so hard because he’s talking about how wrong it is to advertise you like sex but his first 4 reblogs are porn. Apparently being sexual is wrong, but being an outrageous hypocrite is totally fine. Sounds about right for that generation honestly.


last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there




No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol



These handmade fabric moths by Yumi Okita are “inspired from realism of nature then manipulated into the world of imagination”. They can be found (when they’re not sold out) at her Esty store


i will will never not reblog this


i will will never not reblog this


Tony Porter: A Call To Men
"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters.

Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis.

Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

Just the back seat? Bitch please. Think about how much easier it is to attack you while standing stationary, getting your keys out in the first place? Or just trying to insert them in the dark. What? You think I leave my car unlocked? How is that fucker supposed to get in without breaking a window in the first place? Life isn’t a horror movie. The odds of some fucker waiting in the back seat are low. Scan your surroundings. Glance into the shadows. Look for people walking towards you or anyone loitering. If someone is wearing clothing that obscures their face, or gloves in anything but cold weather.

Be practical and paranoid, trust but verify. Friends of mine, male and female, have been stabbed, raped, and assaulted, by both women and men. Men warn women to be careful all the time, only to get fucked up later when they aren’t. The Reaper isn’t picky. The Reaper doesn’t care about your genitals. The Reaper does not care how you are dressed. The Reaper does not care what neighborhood you are in. The Reaper does not care. One day, you may meet the Reaper in the street. One day I will meet the Reaper again. I may meet the Reaper in the street. I may meet the Reaper alone.

You be careful. I will too.


Happy 1st day of Halloween 🎃


Happy 1st day of Halloween 🎃

Maybe you can tell me why I'm writting smutty Hetalia fanfiction

O_o a wha?!


No Sew Neoprene Circle Skirt | A Pair & A Spare

Neoprene is the stuff that they make wetsuits out of - and it’s all over the runway right now! One of the nice things about this fabric is that you don’t have to hem it (and it’s stretchy!). AP&AS has more great tips on how to whip up this skirt and how to use neoprene fabric, so click on through!




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BOOM CLAP the sound of my heart

this woman is gorgeous! :D