My Jar of Random

airyairyquitecontrary:

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

Also, bless five-year-old girls who can confidently pronounce the words ‘cybernetic enhancements’ because they’re so interested in superhero adventures that they saw no obstacle to learning anything at all to understand them better.

And can do it wearing a pink flower headband, if they feel like it.

GIRLS LIKE SUPERHEROES. GIRLS LIKE COMICS. GIRLS HAVE LIKED THESE THINGS FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO LIKE. 

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(behold, three girls and one boy avidly reading new comic books in New York City, 1947, photographed by Ruth Orkin)

What girls don’t like is when they’re patronised, and herded towards titles designed according to what grown men think girls are supposed to like, and ignored with regard to titles that those men assume are just for boys and men. What girls don’t like is not being allowed to choose for themselves what they like. 

This is not a new concept. This is noted in Chaucer. What every woman most desires is to choose her own way.

dennys:

NOMINEES:
itslikeadisco for Coffee Monstertijuanatiff for Comissioner Gordonreutte for Pancake Puppy Prowlcalebharrington for Chubby Puppies WINNERrivrav for I’m Delicious

dennys:

NOMINEES:

itslikeadisco for Coffee Monster
tijuanatiff for Comissioner Gordon
reutte for Pancake Puppy Prowl
calebharrington for Chubby Puppies WINNER
rivrav for I’m Delicious

superpredatorsexoticreptiles:

Her Majesty, Princess Pumpkin!

I have finally joined the ranks of the sausage snakes! She came from a friend of ours that loved her dearly, but just did not have time/room for her as he breeds Corns and King snakes. Princess is easy to handle, but is a Hissy-Prissy pants the entire time. Nothing aggressive, just doesn’t want to be handled for too long by us peasants. 

I love this snake to pieces!

#karaoke with Sebastian at #britanniasantamonica #britannia #santamonica #shenanigans #drunksinging :D

Bar hoppin w/the boys on wilshire :D

Bar hoppin w/the boys on wilshire :D

senilesnake:

hemofilia:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

YES
GOOD 
I JUST STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR AND APPLAUDED
FUCKING EXCELLENCE
IF YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, LIFE IN PRISON IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE.
YOU HEAR ME, YOU SHIT STAINS?
IF YOU DO THIS YOU ARE A TERRORIST AND DESERVE NO PITY.

senilesnake:

hemofilia:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

YES

GOOD 

I JUST STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR AND APPLAUDED

FUCKING EXCELLENCE

IF YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, LIFE IN PRISON IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE.

YOU HEAR ME, YOU SHIT STAINS?

IF YOU DO THIS YOU ARE A TERRORIST AND DESERVE NO PITY.

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

theneverbird:

Relationship goals.

kissmyasajj:

qglas:

optimysticals:

ultracheese:

unwinona:

roachpatrol:

vastderp:

magenmagenmagen:

paigeabendroth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

anightvaleintern:

Rat Queens Issues 1 & 2 - Highlights

Written by Kurtis J Wiebe

Purchase Rat Queens on Comixology

I was kind of just wondering why Tumblr isn’t talking about this fabulously crude comic about awesome ladies.

SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOU

GO FORTH AND BUY IT AND ENJOY THE AWESOME LADIES BEING AWESOME

INCLUDING FABULOUS QUEER AND POC LADIES ALSO

And much ridiculous-ness

I love their ‘FUCKING TENTACLES AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL’ reaction in that fifth panel so much :D

I just read through volume one and this is now one of my favorite comics! It’s fucking great and I highly recommend it.

This looks amazing holy shit,

that black and purple outfit with the skull belt and the gold accents reminds me of a Rose Lalonde dress.

this comic looks right up my alley, holy shit

i need to buy this immediately 

'you put an arrow in my favorite boob' oh my god

Female Orc: YOU THE FUCKING RAT QUEENS?
Hannah: Godsdamned right we’re the fucking Rat Queens!
Female Orc: YOU CUNTS KILLED MY BOYFRIEND
Hannah: We kill a lot of boyfriends! What makes you think we killed yours?
Female Orc (pointing to Gary): HE TOLD ME! HE TOLD ME YOU BRAGGED ABOUT IT AND DRANK TO HIS SLAUGHTER
Dee: Nice one Gary.

Let me just tell you how great this is.  No, wait.  You can see for yourself.

Rat Queens is so WONDERFUL. It’s like sunshine & rainbows if sunshine and rainbows were really into swearing and violence. It’s all the best parts of a good D&D or Pathfinder game with a group you’re really comfortable with. It’s queer and diverse and fantastic.

Honeys!  Honeys.  Honeys.  Time to spend even more money on comic books.

my favorite series right now. SO FUCKIN GOOD.