My Jar of Random

smaugwithablog:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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malefactum:

I’ve gotten a lot of asks wondering how I make the fangs shown above so here is my easy cheap trick:

• Buy plain fake nails from the store (ex: walgreens, cvs, beauty supply, it’s all cheap really and with a whole pack you can make as many as you want or reuse your old ones!)

• Use scissors to cut out fangs to fit your teeth. (Use a size up from your tooth so it will lie flat.)

Purchase denture glue (yes that stuff that old folks use to keep their fake teeth in with)

Apply a small amount to the back of the fake nail/tooth and hold it on to your tooth until it feels secure. (Your lips will help keep it in, don’t worry if it moves when you push it with your tongue.)

Voila! You’re the inhuman creature you have always wished to be. Just.. you know… don’t eat anything except liquids or your dreams will come crashing down.

Eternally Yours, 

   Malefactum

Hey, thought you might want to know the fckh8 stole your mermaid comic about homophobia. (link: www(.)facebook(.)com/fckh8com/photos/a.152651481440222.25064.145318588840178/777311382307559/?type=1 ) They steal a lot of people's work and don't bother to source. Thought you should be informed.

ivorysorrows:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

Oh wow :c

They have put a source on it now, but it’s not my blog. And I do not want my comic to be used as free advertising for their for-profit t-shirt company who has screwed up many times at all.

Thank you very very much for telling me! ( ˘ ³˘)❤ I hope that I can find a way to get this put down. Does anybody know how this works?

I hope that you will have a great day! ♥

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Sorry for reposting, but they still have not taken it down :(

Another glorious day for Fckh8 to ruin things. Please submit a copyright infringement report with them, I would love it

twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

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ourtroylerinfinityy:

found this gem in tyler’s favorites

bbcatemysoul:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

This fucking article literally states that sexual harassment is a form of cultural diversity. What the fuck. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK.

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

sea-bass-with-sass:

strangebiology:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

I checked this out online…no sign of photoshop! This is honestly the first time I’ve seen a dicephalic, non-infant animal in the wild!


This must be twice as terrifying to Sterling Archer

sea-bass-with-sass:

strangebiology:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

I checked this out online…no sign of photoshop! This is honestly the first time I’ve seen a dicephalic, non-infant animal in the wild!

This must be twice as terrifying to Sterling Archer

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.